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        <title>Our Tasty Menu 😋</title>
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                <h1>the men:u</h1>
                exclusively for Our Esteemed Patrons
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                        <h3>mental clarity</h3>
                        pure water.
                        served at table with garnish of honeysuckle and fenugreek.
                        strong notes of spring ice.
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                        <h3>boost</h3>
                        caffeine, taurine, L-theanine.
                        999 essential vitamins and minerals.
                        100% real.
                        elite performance.
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                        <h3>tsoob</h3>
                        caffeine, taurine, L-theanine.
                        999 essential vitamins and minerals.
                        100% real.
                        elite performance.
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                        <h3>lurker check in</h3>
                        spun candy lightly dusted with elm ash.
                        smoked.
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                        <h3>submit headline</h3>
                        bread sandwich enriched with extra iron.
                        the latest and greatest.
                        read all about it.
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                        <h3>cycle gizmos</h3>
                        distilled speed.
                        a hint of cranberry.
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                        <h3>allow streamer to drink</h3>
                        it is booze.
                        do not ask about our liquor license.
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                        <h3>talk to clone</h3>
                        long pork.
                        cooked at table.
                        optional floral garnish.
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                        <h3>deslug</h3>
                        one hundred and fifty tiny slugs.
                        half salted.
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                        <h3>spinne</h3>
                        one hundred and fifty tiny spiders.
                        unsalted.
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                        <h3>SEASICKNESS GENERATOR</h3>
                        wine-dark chocolate.
                        topped with chunky salt.
                        bring your own barf bag.
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                        <h3>INTJ stare</h3>
                        crispened potato snacks.
                        insufficient sodium chloride.
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                        <h3>the pharaoh's curse</h3>
                        a hot wind.
                        cold mountain mint.
                        a hint of night.
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                        <h3>forsen</h3>
                        one hundred and fifty swedish fish.
                        heavily salted.
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                        <h3>pursue idol dream</h3>
                        lemon lime gumdrops.
                        effervescent special sauce.
                        fireworks display included.
                        penlights not included.
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                        <h3>live LCOLONQ reaction</h3>
                        one american pound of real american beef.
                        server will provide laconic soliloquy about indulgence when asked.
                        for a small fee.
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                        <h3>activate spell card</h3>
                        izakaya fare par excellence.
                        human sacrifices not included.
                        go ask the tengu.
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                        <h3>bells of bezelea</h3>
                        bronze and dreamstuff.
                        mountain thyme garnish.
                        ϕιλία.
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                        <h3>spawn</h3>
                        octopus a la carte
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                    <div class="lcolonq-menu-box lcolonq-menu-box-long">
                        <h3>palette swap (eyes)</h3>
                        it is eyes.
                        what did you expect.
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                    </div>
                    <div class="lcolonq-menu-box lcolonq-menu-box-long">
                        <h3>palette swap (hair)</h3>
                        it is hair.
                        what did you expect.
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                    <div class="lcolonq-menu-box lcolonq-menu-box-long">
                        <h3>palette swap (highlight)</h3>
                        it is highlight.
                        what did you expect.
                        <textarea></textarea>
                    </div>
                    <div class="lcolonq-menu-box lcolonq-menu-box-long">
                        <h3>encoded clarity</h3>
                        nqq na naabgngvba orarngu gur phefbe va gur pheerag svyr.
                        fpnel terra fdhvttyl yvar.
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                        <h3>hex</h3>
                        wiedźmin geralt z rivii.
                        zwany również białym wilkiem.
                        zwalcza zagrażające ludziom potwory.
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                        <h3>antipiracy</h3>
                        salty sea dogs.
                        hot.
                        solid gold bullion.
                        absolutely filthy lucre.
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                        <h3>super idol</h3>
                        Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜
                        八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼
                        热爱105度的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
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                        <h3>arrow</h3>
                        freshly-hunted game hen.
                        stuffed inside a freshly-hunted pheasant.
                        stuffed inside a freshly-hunted grouse.
                        boiled.
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                        <h3>gamer</h3>
                        a bunch of random shit from the zelda cookbook that we stacked together.
                        idk man.
                        haha coins haha.
                        how epic.
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                        <h2 id="lcolonq-menu-friendzone-title">"the friend zone"</h2>
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                            <h3>live friend reaction</h3>
                            cranberry juice with frozen cranberry juice ice.
                            served alongside a cranberry hinted blood pudding.
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                            <h3>talk to friend</h3>
                            you guessed it.
                            more cranberries.
                            or maybe it depends on the moon phase.
                            we play this one by ear.
                            surprise.
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                            <h3>feed friend</h3>
                            hamburber colon three.
                            are these still funny.
                            i love you.
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                            <h3>show friend wikipedia page</h3>
                            copper ore and longing.
                            big red donation prompt.
                            free.
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                            <h3>friend composes song</h3>
                            one hundred and fifty tiny singing birds.
                            they've never heard of salt.
                            before.
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