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mental clarity
pure water. served at table with garnish of honeysuckle and fenugreek. strong notes of spring ice.
boost
caffeine, taurine, L-theanine. 999 essential vitamins and minerals. 100% real. elite performance.
tsoob
caffeine, taurine, L-theanine. 999 essential vitamins and minerals. 100% real. elite performance.
lurker check in
spun candy lightly dusted with elm ash. smoked.
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bread sandwich enriched with extra iron. the latest and greatest. read all about it.
cycle gizmos
distilled speed. a hint of cranberry.
allow streamer to drink
it is booze. do not ask about our liquor license.
talk to clone
long pork. cooked at table. optional floral garnish.
deslug
one hundred and fifty tiny slugs. half salted.
spinne
one hundred and fifty tiny spiders. unsalted.
SEASICKNESS GENERATOR
wine-dark chocolate. topped with chunky salt. bring your own barf bag.
INTJ stare
crispened potato snacks. insufficient sodium chloride.
the pharaoh's curse
a hot wind. cold mountain mint. a hint of night.
forsen
one hundred and fifty swedish fish. heavily salted.
pursue idol dream
lemon lime gumdrops. effervescent special sauce. fireworks display included. penlights not included.
live LCOLONQ reaction
one american pound of real american beef. server will provide laconic soliloquy about indulgence when asked. for a small fee.
activate spell card
izakaya fare par excellence. human sacrifices not included. go ask the tengu.
bells of bezelea
bronze and dreamstuff. mountain thyme garnish. ϕιλία.
spawn
octopus a la carte
palette swap (eyes)
it is eyes. what did you expect.
palette swap (hair)
it is hair. what did you expect.
palette swap (highlight)
it is highlight. what did you expect.
encoded clarity
nqq na naabgngvba orarngu gur phefbe va gur pheerag svyr. fpnel terra fdhvttyl yvar.
hex
wiedźmin geralt z rivii. zwany również białym wilkiem. zwalcza zagrażające ludziom potwory.
antipiracy
salty sea dogs. hot. solid gold bullion. absolutely filthy lucre.
super idol
Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼 热爱105度的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
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freshly-hunted game hen. stuffed inside a freshly-hunted pheasant. stuffed inside a freshly-hunted grouse. boiled.
gamer
a bunch of random shit from the zelda cookbook that we stacked together. idk man. haha coins haha. how epic.
"the friend zone"
live friend reaction
cranberry juice with frozen cranberry juice ice. served alongside a cranberry hinted blood pudding.
talk to friend
you guessed it. more cranberries. or maybe it depends on the moon phase. we play this one by ear. surprise.
feed friend
hamburber colon three. are these still funny. i love you.
show friend wikipedia page
copper ore and longing. big red donation prompt. free.
friend composes song
one hundred and fifty tiny singing birds. they've never heard of salt. before.