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+it always comes back to lisp. everyone is as tall as an apple now. don't look here. hi stitch. clonk slips up and admits his involvement in the bus accident (allegedly). clonqers dies 10m into stream sadge.
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+the rodents have taken over the stream as clonk encounters a soup catastrophe, delivering the iconic line "waiter, there's a tar in my soup" amidst chaos.
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+the stream features opposite day turned into inverted day, a call comes in via mars, and everything feels cool (real).
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+the end of inverse week is upon us, possibly the start of something new. the floor has vanished, ceasing to be. the least canonical stream to exist occurs.
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+chekhov's gun is fired. local streamer narrowly dodges death during a crypto-scammer attack. gregtech mention number 23809.
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+great weather brings existential dread. hate takes center stage as a manifesto unfolds. echos generate more cards, chaos ensues with market values collapsing. sand makes its appearance.
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+the streamer's journey concludes with proc macro mastery. texture stock rises significantly. t-the the guy the yeah.
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+the fucker strikes again. man who hardly writes js writes js game harness. "enough fooling around" - says fool. lcolonq says he can use muOS to "turn guys on". "it kind of fucks" - lcolonq during it not being over ever. evil user lcolonq attempts to jam. clippy is evil, friend is friend. mike rowe's micro games. do not boil the lids.
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+clonk embraces the memes today, becoming the jennifer lawrence of horses as he leans into horse-girl vibes while pushing through some challenging games.
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