we kick things off with no games today, ramping up to ludicrous speed. weather seems to be a "hmm" day as we check out onlyliterals vm. notable streamer lcolonq gets revealed as a mafioso while local streamer poisons the water supply to dodge a wedding. gestures are flung and spaghetti code is everywhere as a vtuber digs up an ancient programming contest. clonk reflects on feelings and anonymous drops a sharp remark: "shut your clonk hole".