From 75e005e81b73d8471f16dc5fad7bbdc312bdbfe7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: LLLL Colonq <llll@colonq>
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:47:18 -0400
Subject: Update

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+png en<oded. clonk teaches chat about slurmcore. obs misses the bus. skeleton sells a potion in a video game. this is an interesting book https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wall_(novel). review: "spider & web" by andrew plotkin. the most selfish stream ever.
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+difficulty clearing content persists. clonk's got interesting worms.
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+this stream was a mess. card drawing crashed multiple times, clonk accidentally revealed he's an industry plant, and chaos ensued.
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+the stream kicks off with potential swapping discussions, susan unable to comment on the situation. clonk expresses his desire to battle while local computer showcases a misprint holo mr green. jack's computer returns to action, jacking into the system once more.
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+clonk calls colin a robot again. gaben strikes back as boost counts go uncounted.
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+clonk struggles with food, mod drama unfolds as modclonk is stripped of mod status and becomes just clonk, a long excerpt from a speech is read, new emote bob is added, friend gets nerdsniped and resists interrogation, various chat discussions ensue including poetry and turkey usage, happy slack friday.
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+clonk deals with jakecreatesstuff bullying, triple raid happens, sockets handle dubious bugs, clonk enters hell, riscy business is discussed, tiktok's existence is questioned, clonk struggles with gifting, and cold winds bring tales of joels.
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+clonk tackles complex css crimes while exploring the depths of parody reflections. a new sanctuary is formed for gamers, and we encounter the shocking secret beef consumption. crashes plague the stream at the 15-minute mark, while lord clonq muses on the chaotic nature of scales. local twitch streamer secures a role in breaking parts of the internet using rust, and coalton is discussed in relation to loop macros. festive tunes about hitting lists echo amidst the chaos.
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+we need shader logging. clonk is a catfish. why is the color 7? streamer refuses to replace filesystems with backup-able form. theft's back on the menu, boys! teletypewriter resurgence. spawn commits crimes. you have heard of "elf on a shelf" but have you heard of clonk on a monk? clonk doesn't seek new games.
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+lc doesn't know shmups. chat is baffled.
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+clonk dives into politics this stream, confusion abounds over the word "function", seals are acknowledged, emacs debate ensues, SCP music discussed, robot writers documentation reviewed, theme colors stir unrest in the docket, clonk expresses crypto aspirations, and the DEVICE attempts to eliminate the MAN but fails.
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+the end of year newspaper financial report is released. n64 and christmas discussions arise. are people doing this? more on friday! unsalvagable moments occur. clonq plans a brain bug to infect elon musk for asset transfer and giveaways.
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+the great beef prohibition of 2026 looms above as clonk staunchly defends the shaders, will his efforts bear fruit?
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+ho ho. mysteries upon mysteries, computer! water break industry reports successful fiscal year. everyone takes water break. the crimes have continued into 2026. the fish is going to ruin clonk! happy new year!
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+modclone's true identity is revealed as a bald man. clonk deep dives into compiler discussions. shader fate remains uncertain.
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+the martian streamer is back. ack ack ack. local hacker goes to war against superfluous spaces.
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+clonk addresses the clone redemption scam again, evil maths has corrupted everything, we explore the classification of the units in ℤₙ+ℤₙi⊆ℂ, the classic sidetrack happens, and we ponder the "green circle" issues while leaving the pit temporarily.
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+clonk huffs lisp and plays cards while chatters joel away. also butts. he wants a gold tooth.
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+universal compiler discussion as clonq investigates, books get praised, fanboying ensues, clones get cancelled as shareholders panic, clonq finds free will in stream decisions leading to the demise of clones, purging process begins, twitch chat opens packs, lolcats celebrate lolcatSwag's 20th, a deep dive into villains and eggs, bötß emerges, frequency awaits, maude is on the run.
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+the cloning saga unfolds, goku latino is born. clonetroversy persists, and the unanswered queries about the dumb moths hit hard. major news arrives regarding clones, while users dive into existential who-abouts.
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+thank you, resolutions established: fun, limitless, smile, circles. clonk admits his love of scams as we witness the great clonk clonicide of 2026. 16:10 best ratio? maybe. "they can't prove anything" clonk says after the tragic bus accident causing the death of the clones. birthday? anniversary? it's lcolonq day!
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+modclonk returns from the void, computer obliterated, double boosts abound, and a surprising revelation about modclonk's mom being a pro gamer emerges.
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+money 2.0 day. clonk is "kind of" a gamer. learns about gamification. confusion around fun arises. what is fun? let's ponder. lcolonNixHell. adult sippy cup stocks soar as chatters consider the benefits of not spilled drinks. oub width not wide enough, narrow investigations to follow.
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+stream crashes, newspaper lost. rare moment where streamer names chat members out loud for recognition.
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+the 100kg war machine saga begins. seriousness in coded investigations. he wrote lists but no append is cited. incoherent gratitude response emerges. meow. INLINE 4K IMAGES and RICH ANIMATION SUPPORT announced with explosive effects. lcolonq showcases senior dev skills. discord heads towards chaos. new game concepts discussed.
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+error called! ringed seals are acknowledged. closures compared to snacks. smoosh your i dont know clonq states discussed. clonk confirmed juggalo. a day of ill omen unfolds.
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+we poked some prods and had a news break about water, streamer questions ethics, existential confusion about current tasks arises, and a 200-hour texture renderer project is discussed while honking is celebrated.
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+local free range joel makes an appearance. clonk scams his wife for boosts while committing css crimes. larger joel values are needed. computer is called to bring up useful tools. lcolonq llc is acquired by the republic of poland. ringed seals are deemed the cutest fat blob. clonk comes in hot with obscure references.
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+this stream features friend receiving the productive streamer gold medal, new hashtag #bigbuffers introduced, reaction to a stream of 1 year old messages, tinymici achieves hexadigital status, clonk contemplates losing the sauce, and DJ clonk debuts mixing tunes while navigating the blizzard.
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+the session starts with a classic quote, can't win if you don't play. after viewer requests, streamer commits great evil and boldly strides into the unknown, declaring no error anticipation.
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+illegal maths happens, clonk questions if he's a different guy now, struggles to get the thing, and hauls ass for water. he looks at his phone in bed like the rest of us.
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+clonk sits in one position for 7 hours, refuses fast food. clonqitize me in e-style, live john guy creation _real. too locked in on haskell; chat neglected! all scammers sent straight to jail. click here for free money scam.com/
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+one guy. one man. L:Q. will this publish? time traveling streamer lcolonq sabotages own stream. try integers today! "you have unc vibes" says chat.
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+the session kicks off with some philosophical quaking, marvin's identity confirmed, and clonk's musings on crime and irish culture. also, fake chatters are out, and we must dye the river green.
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+the journey of slugma. king of high clonq slug club is crowned. the search for better words begins, lerps is mentioned, its meaning is still unknown.
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+the birth of greg. mayhem is unleashed as clonk refers to a child as "the thing". echoes of "walk softly and carry a long stick" resonate while discussing the placement of a man. pipes make an appearance.
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+l file. old things only, no coding today. pondering the pizzle amidst a six-hour quest of "how do i see the code?" winner finds out they lost the healdic design competition due to a technicality. "you can come if you are a sponge." are sponges guys? clonk learns about "posing."
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+the stream focuses on biscuits and computer programs, while small men investments increase, combat is allowed. clonk is a nevernude type guy. sand is boxed, gardens are walled. we have flavor text, town, or flavor town. invest in l:q. clonk's cursed card code gets out of hand while allegations of clone scandals impact lcolonq. normalcy is sought but kayfabe persists. ceo spends 16 hours on oub, stock rises as code stays unchanged. streamer lcolonq adds clones to debt while claiming to eliminate it. petition begins to change chairs into toilets, cloneholders demand representation as huge production issues delay the shareholder meeting.
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+this guy might try to program soon... why is his 'guy' growing and shrinking? promised nixheaven turns into 1hr lcolon nixhell. marvin may show up in future times perhaps. happy birthday, saladforrest. googlevoice chat happens somehow?!
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+lcolonNixHell kicks off with a wild ride. $t1ss23wwsawszxxasdde makes an appearance. the fellow guy is here. paul newman is now a singer. vtuber deadnames a chatter, cwazy times unfold. yee yee old language gets inserted into the modern clonq language.
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+the great failing has occurred, chat is demanding new vars. clonk reveals his cloned assignments in a twist, showcasing a g-rated stream with green rating. tech sleep continues as the fiverr saga unfolds. bean stalk questions arise, and chat wonders why there is no script.
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+the struggle continues. thing fixed but not quite, hilarity ensues with maude. we go on a journey through confusion, "failing for an incredible reason", clonk takes a chance on xp users, friend sends 30k z's, streams rated 6/10 by L:Q, voices in clonk's head query the start of programming, and the suspended computer returns adorned with flowers.
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+oub code reaches completion, various aspects adjusted. checking for ticks post time spent in the oub is vital. visual frames now alternate between ticks. noted tick anomalies during gamer tests of oub. clonk vows to friend to adhere to sprint deadlines to "move the needle". the apple dilemma persists. discussions around apples commence. clonk appears too meat-pilled. time is fleeting.
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+clonk reveals the new monthly subscriber emote system, and we add several emotes based on chatter suggestions, while testing various alerts for gifted subs.
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